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today i have forgotten

at school/ at home. lovely

me: haha ok
autocorrect: HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAA BLOWJOB

found a file on my computer with the title “rowena sings to her bitches”

cool

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swordie:

sometimes i really want pokemon to be real i think it would be cool but then i remember humans exist and we would ruin it somehow like abusing them or making them fight for fun or making porn videos titiled double penetration ft. kyurem

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lampsarepeopletoo:

laying down the law

lampsarepeopletoo:

laying down the law

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Cards Against Humanity is a party game for horrible people.

Unlike most of the party games you’ve played before, Cards Against Humanity is as despicable and awkward as you and your friends.

The game is simple. Each round, one player asks a question from a Black Card, and everyone else answers with their funniest White Card.

And it is distributed under a Creative Commons license, meaning it is not only free to play, but remixing, and changing the game are more than just encouraged.

The official hard copy has been sold out for a while now, but a PDF of all the cards, and instructions distributed by the creators for making your own deck can be found here.

You’re welcome, and enjoy!

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i find my ultimate safe haven is in the confines of my room. it is the most soothing atmosphere ever. the simplest relaxation is defined by the simplest means.

that weird pleasurable burning in the chest when anything is cute<3

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